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Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder . . . A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering is a gripping thriller about what it's like to be young, skilled, unemployed - and on the run.'A comic delight' Financial Times'A thoroughly entertaining mix of whodunnit, social satire and a cunningly smuggled-in love story' Mail on Sunday'Laugh out loud funny, surprising, shocking, thought provoking . Loved it' The Times__________Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder.My name is Al. I live in wealthy people's second homes while their real owners are away.I dont rob them, I dont damage anything Im more an unofficial house-sitter than an actual criminal.Life is good.Or it was - until last night, when my friends and I broke into the wrong place, on the wrong day, and someone wound up dead.And now now were in a great deal of trouble.__________Praise for A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering . . .'A propulsive plot, an ingenious narrator and lashings of intrigue' Guardian'Its laugh-out-loud funny, proceeding at a pace that makes it almost impossible to put down.' Sunday Times'Fantastic' Zoe Ball'Madly fun and exciting' Lisa JewellWho knew murder could be so funny. A joyous read from start to finish. I loved it! Clare Mackintosh'Legit brilliant, FUN and FUNNY and I couldnt recommend it more' Stevie MartinDark, funny, and deeply twisted' Val McDermid'Witty, dazzling and incredibly addictive' Jenny ColganA bloody brilliant, fantastic book . . . Im bereft now Ive finished it Philippa Perry[Andrew Hunter Murray] has written something so funny and clever, you will want to give him a badge. Cariad Lloyd'Tremendous fun: a quirky, gripping and insightful novel that kept me reading late into the night.' Elizabeth MacnealThis is a giddy, addictive thrill ride of a book - who knew accidental espionage was so much fun?!' Daisy Buchanan'An excellent pacy caper Professor Sophie Ratcliffe'Tremendous fun: a quirky, gripping and insightful novel that kept me reading late into the night.' Elizabeth Macneal__________Five stars for A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering . . .'I just didn't want this to end. The narrator's voice is very, very engaging: a little cynical, very witty and all round jolly good fun''It has some brilliantly written characters and the plot keeps you engaged throughout''I was gripped to the very end''Great fun, fast paced and quirkily written'. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder . . . A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering is a gripping thriller about what it's like to be young, skilled, unemployed - and on the run.'A comic delight' Financial Times'A thoroughly entertaining mix of whodunnit, social satire and a cunningly smuggled-in love story' Mail on Sunday'Laugh out loud funny, surprising, shocking, thought provoking . Loved it' The Times__________Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder.My name is Al. I live in wealthy people's second homes while their real owners are away.I dont rob them, I dont damage anything Im more an unofficial house-sitter than an actual criminal.Life is good.Or it was - until last night, when my friends and I broke into the wrong place, on the wrong day, and someone wound up dead.And now now were in a great deal of trouble.__________Praise for A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering . . .'A propulsive plot, an ingenious narrator and lashings of intrigue' Guardian'Its laugh-out-loud funny, proceeding at a pace that makes it almost impossible to put down.' Sunday Times'Fantastic' Zoe Ball'Madly fun and exciting' Lisa JewellWho knew murder could be so funny. A joyous read from start to finish. I loved it! Clare Mackintosh'Legit brilliant, FUN and FUNNY and I couldnt recommend it more' Stevie MartinDark, funny, and deeply twisted' Val McDermid'Witty, dazzling and incredibly addictive' Jenny ColganA bloody brilliant, fantastic book . . . Im bereft now Ive finished it Philippa Perry[Andrew Hunter Murray] has written something so funny and clever, you will want to give him a badge. Cariad Lloyd'Tremendous fun: a quirky, gripping and insightful novel that kept me reading late into the night.' Elizabeth MacnealThis is a giddy, addictive thrill ride of a book - who knew accidental espionage was so much fun?!' Daisy Buchanan'An excellent pacy caper Professor Sophie Ratcliffe'Tremendous fun: a quirky, gripping and insightful novel that kept me reading late into the night.' Elizabeth Macneal__________Five stars for A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering . . .'I just didn't want this to end. The narrator's voice is very, very engaging: a little cynical, very witty and all round jolly good fun''It has some brilliantly written characters and the plot keeps you engaged throughout''I was gripped to the very end''Great fun, fast paced and quirkily written'. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
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